Louis Kronenberger Quotes

I think it's important to encourage gluttony in all its formats.

We never repent of having eaten too little.

Glutton- A person who escapes the evils of moderation by committing dyspepsia.

Gluttony and surfeiting are no proper occasions for thanksgiving.

I may eat nine bowls of dog food, because eight isn't enough.

I'm so full I can't hear.

My old modus operandi was, if you're going to have a grilled cheese and bacon sandwich, don't have one, have two. If you're going to have vanilla wafers, you have the whole box.

I eat like a horse!

From abundance springs satiety.

I saw few die of hunger; of eating, a hundred thousand.

I hate feeling full, so Christmas is about the only time I really stuff myself.

Gluttony is not a secret vice.

All surfeit is the father of much fast.

Don't eat till you're full, eat till you're tired.

As houses well stored with provisions are likely to be full of mice, so the bodies of those that eat much are full of diseases.

To a greedy eating horse a short halter.

...shellfish are the prime cause of the decline of morals and the adaptation of an extravagant lifestyle. Indeed of the whole realm of Nature the sea is in many ways the most harmful to the stomach, with its great variety of dishes and tasty fish.

Once munching has begun, Schopenhauer held, the human will cannot resist further munching, and the result is a universe with crumbs over everything.

You know you've had too much to eat for Christmas dinner when you slump down onto a beanbag and realize... there is no beanbag.

Who hastens a glutton choakes him.

Who riseth from a feast With that keen appetite that he sits down?

I eat everything. I'm just an eater. If it's free, I honestly eat everything.

Ever eat so much you feel sick? Isn't that the best?

Somehow I reached excess without ever noticing when I was passing through satisfaction.

Gluttony is mankind's exclusive prerogative.