Aubrey Plaza Quotes

I probably carry a fair amount of sarcasm in my daily life.

Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.

I have some sarcastic sides of me.

I've learned that I need to spell out, even in cases seemingly so blatant, that in fact I am not taking this at face value and am being 'sarcastic.'

Some sarcasm is best told simply.

Sarcasm doesn't translate in print at all.

I'm a sarcastic person, and people don't get my humor sometimes.

You had to learn at a certain age what sarcasm is, you know?

Sometimes I say things that I think are obviously sarcastic and people take them quite literally.

The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font.

I can be sarcastic.

There's no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature.

I am a candid interview and I have a dark and dry sense of humor - a very Canadian sense of humor and I am only learning now stupidly that you can't read tongue. When I say something funny in a newspaper and I meant it to be funny, it doesn't read that way.

Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the devil; for which reason I have long since as good as renounced it.

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.

What was funny if you were there is that we were all immensely sophisticated people who knew exactly what she was going to say and we're chatting away, nice to see you.

I can be very dry and sarcastic.

I don't fancy myself as a very sarcastic person in real life.

I don't talk, I quote. I can't help it. It's better to be quotable than honest.

Humor's an excellent way to make a point more palatable and/or relatable.

If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all. And if you do have to say it, make it really funny so I can screenshot it and save it for later.

Mike Judge is my Jonathan Swift, and I say that because I don't know any other satirists. But the problem with satire is that it's so easily misinterpreted.

Half-brights consider it comedy gold to congratulate anyone they dislike for 'winning the Kentucky Derby!' The only thing more bracingly original to not-smart people is: 'Stay classy!'

People are always saying, 'You use irony,' and it's like, actually, we don't use irony: we use wit and playfulness and irreverence.

I can't be serious, apparently.