Pauline Kael Quotes

Let's make Donald Trump explain his hair.

Ronald Regan doesn't dye his hair - he's just prematurely orange.

I am not a redhead, I'm a blonde.

Nature should have been pleased to have made this age miserable, without making it also ridiculous.

I'm a natural blonde. I was a towhead as a kid, and then it got ashier when I was 18.

I think the main thing I'd bring to Chewbacca is middle-aged spread. Chewbacca has looked after himself.

As you watch the Gary Condit interview, three words come to mind: stiff, unbending and impenetrable. And that's just his hair.

Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, Can you please screw this up really bad?

[On Malcolm Muggeridge:] He thinks he was knocked off his horse by God, like St. Paul on the road to Damascus. His critics think he simply fell off it from old age.

My hair is grey, but not with years, Nor grew it white In a single night, As men's have grown from sudden fears.

Robert Redford used to be such a handsome man and now look at him: everything has dropped, expanded and turned a funny color.

Ridicule is the deadliest weapon of the age.

Balding if God's way of showing you are only human... He takes the hair off your head and puts it in your ears.

The discovery of a grey hair when you are brushing out your whiskers of a morning - first fallen flake of the coming snows of age - is a disagreeable thing.

I'm sporting some really blonde hair because I live in Hollywood and I'm an actress.

Donald Trump has a great campaign slogan: 'A complex world demands complex hair.'

The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.

"It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever" he said. "Have you thought of going into teaching?"

I'm a holy man minus the holiness. Hand that on to your three spies, and tell them to put it in their pipes.

And the kittykats would have to erect scaffolding and a pulley to get him down. Mind you, I wouldn't put that past them. Sometimes when they are behind the sofa supposedly purring, I think they are drilling.

Syntax must be bad, having sin and tax in it.

The concept of marriage must have been thought up by an unimaginative pig.

The Stones suggested that if you dabble in decadence, you could turn into a devil-worshipping junkie. Paul McCartney suggested that if you mess around with girl worship, you could turn into a husband. So Paul was a lot scarier.

Whoever decided that comic valentines were a good idea should have been sent away to think it over.

Very deep. You should send that in to the Reader's Digest. They've got a page for people like you.