Jasper Fforde Quotes

I should hurt a lot more people than I do. I'd like to hurt someone on every play.

I've made so many people angry that they kind of blur into one unpleasant memory of people staring at you with somewhere between passive aggression and active aggression.

Well, any time they would like to take over this job, they can have it.

I want to punch everything and fight the world.

What shall I do unto this people? they be almost ready to stone me.

Always keep your anger bottled up. You might need a bottle of anger some day when friends come by and won't leave.

I'll throw a globe at you! You ever been hit by the world?!

I don't even want you to nod, that's how much you annoy me. Just freeze and shut up.

Simmering resentment saps energy.

I just want you to know,' said the girl, coldly, 'that whoever you are and whatever you intend with me, I shall give you no aid of any kind, nor shall I assist you, and I shall do whatever is in my power to frustrate your plans and devices.' And then she added, with feeling, 'Idiot.

Back off, boys. You don't want to mess with an out-of-work secretary. We're real testy.

You do angry. I just saw it. And you left at least one hole in my carpet to prove it.

Men in rage strike those that wish them best.

Man the lifeboats. The idiots are winning.

I would like to take this opportunity [on Letterman] just to tell the press to KISS MY SKINNY WHITE ASS!

The world's an angry place these days. Let's just not take it out on each other.

I just wondered where you —” Ron broke off, shrugging. “Nothing. I’m going back to bed.” “Just thought you’d come nosing around, did you?” Harry shouted. He knew that Ron had no idea what he’d walked in on, knew he hadn’t done it on purpose, but he didn’t care — at this moment he hated everything about Ron, right down to the several inches of bare ankle showing beneath his pajama trousers.

The grumpier you are, the more assholes you meet.

Get up, you useless lump, get up!

I don't mean to hate people, I just get forced into it.

You are the devil to talk to, Rachel," he said curtly. "Will you shut up and listen?

But lately, when I’m drunk, I feel a hostility that I’ve never known before. It is a tension deep in my gut that makes me want to yell until my face is red, knock over glasses with the back of my hand, and kick people I don’t know in the shins.

I feel I should warn you, I’m in a really bad mood. (Syn) You’ll be in a worse mood when we haul you in dead! (a Partini) ‘Syn grimaced in pain at a comment so stupid it didn’t even rate a snotty comeback.’ (Syn)

Resentment slowly poisoned my blood and I laughed at myself and my absurd hopes.

You freaking, flippin’, moronic frat boy!