Dax Shepard Quotes

I'm just like anyone. I cut and I bleed. And I embarass easily.

I was ashamed for people to see me struggle.

Criticising is a weapon of the weak.

A lot can change because you are embarrassed by something.

Don't forget, I was the soft, pudgy kid in school that everyone made fun of.

I think we all fear appearing foolish in public. We don't want to be laughed at.

I've spent my life being embarrassed.

I think that all of us are 5-year-olds and we don't want to be embarrassed in the schoolyard.

And the things that we fear are a weapon to be held against us.

Being accused of enthusiasm is something I'll never live down.

I'm even embarrassed at times when my friends come upon my pictures.

Men blush less for their crimes than for their weaknesses and vanity.

I mean, I haven't been around very long. I can't expect everyone to have seen 'The House Bunny'. Oh God. I am having such waves of internal embarrassment, which now I'm admitting on a tape recorder. This is so one of the things I should keep in my head.

People laugh at me. Sometimes I know why, and sometimes I don't.

In falling over in heels while trying to look attractive, you don't just hurt your body, you bear the humiliation of injuring your very soul. Physical pain? Whatever, bring it on. But the humiliation? Oh, you have seen to the very weakest part of me.

I have this recurring nightmare where I'm giving a speech in front of my old high school classmates, and they start laughing at me, and I look down and realize I'm naked. And a shark.

He who is ashamed would like to force the world not to look at him, not to notice his exposure. He would like to destroy the eyes of the world.

We all feel disabled in some way. We all feel imperfect. It's hard to be looked at for various reasons.

I have a past of making a fool of myself.

You know when you tell a self-deprecating story at a dinner party, everyone's laughing along with you? But then when someone else repeats that same story at another dinner party you feel they're all laughing at you?

When I was 13, I was in my tent at Girl Scout camp, trying to change out of my bathing suit and talking at the same time. I fell out of the tent in front of everyone with my bathing suit around my ankles. I was humiliated - but no amount of humiliation has ever seemed to stop me.

He who discloses his hardship will always be humiliated.

Among other evils which being unarmed brings you, it causes you to be despised.

There are places you go, and they say, 'Take off your dark glasses so we can see your beautiful blue eyes.' And you just want to... you just want to... I dunno, um... thump them.

To be weak, and to know it, is something of a punishment for a proud man.