Alexis Ohanian Quotes

I spend way too much time on Facebook and MySpace to feel too uncomfortable at this. I like to think of the Internet as an effective way to waste time and time.

I do watch a lot of YouTube.

I spend much too much time on the Web with e-mail and surfing and reading my key sites, and a whole day can go by, and you wonder, 'What did I do today?'

When I first joined Google in October of 2005, I was warned that I shouldn't be offended if people were doing their e-mails while a meeting was going on.

I'm always online looking for new music and things like that.

I admit that I look at my social media when I'm killing time, like on a plane and such. It's just less embarrassing getting caught on Twitter than getting caught playing Candy Crush.

I love the Internet, and I love wasting time on the Internet - even though it sometimes ends up being not being a waste of time.

God love the iPhone. Best time waster of the century.

I use the Internet a lot - it's a big hobby of mine, just surfing the Internet.

When I'm working on something and need to take a little break, I'll go down and play some video games.

I can't tell you how many times I've been writing and then found myself seven clicks deep into a Wikipedia entry that I don't even care about. Self-distraction appears to be my version of sleepwalking.

Killing time is not an easy job.

The Web, the great time-killer that had replaced conspicuously passive television with its seductive illusion of productivity.

Sometimes I go and I'll look at people's comments and then responses, covers, choreography and fan videos and after a couple hours it's like, uhhh this is a little like...I'm like don't indulge in right now.

I am the Terrible Trivium, demon of petty tasks and worthless jobs, ogre of wasted effort, and monster of habit.

I love to work, although sometimes I can spend whole days doing nothing more than picking the lint off the carpet and talking to my mother on the phone.

Amazon has included me in an opportunity to provide top-shelf television-style programming live on the world's computer screens. To hold forth with the industry's very best actors, directors, musicians, authors - I'm thrilled to be on the cutting edge of this.

Here's my library, where I don't do a lot of reading but mostly play Angry Birds on the computer.

Reading, to most people, means an ashamed way of killing time disguised under a dignified name

One of the best ways of avoiding necessary and even urgent tasks is to seem to be busily employed on things that are already done.

If a man is to be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most.

Another novelty is the tea-party, an extraordinary meal in that, being offered to persons that have already dined well, it supposes neither appetite nor thirst, and has no object but distraction, no basis but delicate enjoyment.

Jogging in the park is my excuse to look at all the girls.

I can spend a lot of time on the internet as a substitute for TV. This is part of the reason why I'm not a good girlfriend - you can't sit down with me and watch a movie. I hate being strapped down to stay with something.

I suppose kids probably know less boredom these days - or at least a different kind of boredom.