Artie Lange Quotes

When I served as prime minister last time, I failed to prioritize my agenda. I was eager to complete everything at once, and ended my administration in failure. After resigning, for six years I traveled across the nation simply to listen.

I would love to tell you that it's been absolutely perfect, that I've been a man that's been super Christian. But I've had mistakes, dumb things I've regretted, so it's not a perfect life. But it's one that has helped me make better decisions.

Human pride is not worthwhile; there is always something lying in wait to take the wind out of it.

Pride comes from not knowing yourself and the world. The older you grow, and the more you see, the less reason you will find for being proud. Ignorance and inexperience are the pedestal of pride; once the pedestal is removed - pride will soon come down.

I showed myself a lesser version of myself that night, and I’m glad I learned from it.

I've made mistakes in my life for sure.

I too have my own demons, and I have struggled. I've made my own mistakes, and I'm not proud of them.

I made decisions that I regret, and I took them as learning experiences... I'm human, not perfect, like anybody else.

To be allowed to come back to WWE is the greatest gift that's ever been given to me. Back in the day, I never appreciated what WWE had given me, because I was in too much disarray and too confused about my own life. I let opportunities foolishly slip through my hands.

I've made a lot of career mistakes. A lot. Actually, a lot of personal ones, too.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

Humiliation is the beginning of sanctification.

Sure, I'm ashamed of a lot of the things I did, but at the same time, I wouldn't be the person I am today if I hadn't gone through those experiences.

Sin recognized but that may keep us humble, But oh, it keeps us nasty.

I think I've been an incredible example to my kids of what not to do.

We're far more defined by our mistakes than the things that we succeed at.

I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I'm glad I lived out both roles.

I have a pretty clear picture of the whole weight of my life, and there are things that I've done that are good, and I'm proud of them. There are things that I'm really not proud of, and that they, you have to look at me with a perspective, and I try really hard to do that, to keep from thinking I'm cool and ever so smart.

I can look back at things I've done and said and worn and be completely humiliated by them, but I can never say it wasn't me. I feel really honored to say that.

I'm not so proud to think that anything is unworthy, and I don't think I was that way 10 years ago.

To regret fully is to appreciate how high the stakes are in even the average human life; fully experienced, it turns our eyes, attentive and alert, to a future possibly lived better than our past.

I’ve learned to recognize my failings and seek opportunities for redemption.

We all make mistakes. God knows I've made more than anyone else I know.

I like characters who aren't typically heroic and come to some sort of epiphany about themselves.

God knows I tried to make it earlier in life, but with all due respect to myself, nothing I ever did was any good.