David Baldacci Quotes

Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise.

Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me more pleasure.

I found that a couple of bottles of beer would give me a lift, but the third bottle would sober me up.

I have a photographic memory.

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

I don't forget nothing. It's a vault up here.

My dad thinks I have a photographic memory.

I have a very conveniently photographic memory of emotions - it's overwhelming, because things don't fade for me.

The only thing that makes me uncomfortable is when people that do drink, don't drink around me.

Navigating a nonsober world of restaurants and bars, dinner parties, and benefits is like anything that requires practice. Like tennis or a foreign language, it gets easier the more you do it. But like all beginnings, it can be awkward. You stumble, you worry, and then there are unexpected moments of grace that give you the courage to keep going.

Vodka is much easier on your system than dark whisky and stuff.

No. I think they're the idiot people and I'm the normal person. But I don't really go to parties where...I don't really have drunk friends. My friends are kind of adult; they have a drink. But they hold their liquor. I think it's incredibly embarrassing when people are drunk. It just looks so ridiculous. I find it very degrading. I think, oh, you're really degrading yourself right now, to be this pissed out in public.

Our memory is like a shop in the window of which is exposed now one, now another photograph of the same person. And as a rule the most recent exhibit remains for some time the only one to be seen.

Whatever you wanna drink girl, pick right now. If you can't hold your liquor, better quit right now.

Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them.

I had a hollow leg. I could drink everyone under the table and not get drunk. My capacity was terrifying.

March is the month God created to show people who don't drink what a hangover is like.

Your fey cousin here has the miraculous ability to hold his liquor--and mine, and yours, and the king's, and half the country's, I expect.

A sculptor is a person obsessed with the form and the shape of things, and it's not just Ihe shape of any one thing, but the shape of any thing and everything.

They're professionals at this in Russia, so no matter how many Jell-O shots or Jager shooters you might have downed at college mixers, no matter how good a drinker you might think you are, don't forget that the Russians - any Russian - can drink you under the table.

I've always been pretty good at remembering the details about certain things.

[Allison Janney] could memorize anything.She would memorize in the makeup trailer!

Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!

I have had 50 drinks in one go!