Vincent Bugliosi Quotes

Fools are my theme, let satire be my song.

It is the property of fools to be always judging.

Though there are some notable exceptions, by and large the persistent ranting of the Warren Commission critics, some of whom were screaming the word 'conspiracy' before the fatal bullet had even come to rest, came to remind me, as H. L. Mencken said in a different context, of dogs barking idiotically through endless nights.

My cousin's a fool, and thou art another.

The wisest thing to do with a fool is to encourage him to hire a hall and discourse to his fellow-citizens . Nothing chills nonsense like exposure to the air.

Ridiculous modes, invented by ignorance, and adopted by folly.

Now we all know that Fidel Castro dressed up like Marilyn Monroe and gave JFK a case of syphilis so bad it eventually blew out the back of his head.

...There are too many idiots in this world. And having said it, I have the burden of proving it.

FOLLY, n. That "gift and faculty divine" whose creative and controlling energy inspires Man's mind, guides his actions and adorns his life.

IMBECILITY, n. A kind of divine inspiration, or sacred fire affecting censorious critics of this dictionary.

Foolish: It's all foolish. Life is a farce a stupid, sickening farce played out by fools.

Existentialists are monumentally and monotonously serious; they don't like to joke.

There is no limit to stupidity. - Space itself is said to be bounded by its own curvature, but stupidity continues beyond infinity.

There are a lot of idiots on the Internet getting a lot of attention.

There are idiots. Look around.

If you argue with a fool, someone passing by will not be able to tell who is the fool and who is not.

Scoffing cometh not of wisdom.

'Come hither, my boy, tell me what thou seest there?' 'A fool tangled in a religious snare.'

I worry about the men of your time, Grace. They all seem to be great fools. (Julian)

To die for faction is a common evil, But to be hanged for nonsense is the devil.

I come from the Town of Stupidity; it lieth about four degrees beyond the City of Destruction.

Where there is emulation, there will be vanity; where there is vanity, there will be folly.

Lord, what fools these mortals be!

They have a plentiful lack of wit.