Seth Grahame-Smith Quotes

Buy one pair of knickers or underpants from Marks & Spencer. Then you'll truly be like a Brit!

Your day usually goes the way the corners of your mouth turn. The most powerful single thing you can do to influence others is to smile at them.

Now they are empty, Ramon replied with a shrug of broad, muscled shoulders on his six-foot-three-inch frame....For the first time, a glint of humor touched Ramon Galverra's finely sculpted mouth and arrogant dark eyes.

You are always looking at people like this.” And then she made a face, one he couldn’t possibly begin to describe. “If I ever look like that,” he said dryly, “precisely like that, to be more precise, I give you leave to shoot me.

People can't help the way they look, just the way they act.

[Remark about Calvin Coolidge she says was erroneously attributed to her:] I do wish he did not look as if he had been weaned on a pickle.

The chin a little higher, dear. Style largely depends on the way the chin is worn. They are worn very high, just at present.

I had to admit the man looked amazing in jeans. The ancient denim clung lightly to his hips and followed the long lines of some remarkable thigh muscles. And although I made a point of not checking out his rear view, my peripheral vision was having a very good day.” ~ Haven Travis on Hardy Cates

In every person's face, there is one place that seems to express them most accurately. With my grandmother, you always looked at her mouth.

Did you know that a laugh is something that comes out of a hole in your face? Anywhere else and you're in dead trouble!

Ninety percent of what youre saying isnt coming out of your mouth.

Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.

A bright eye indicates curiosity; a black eye, too much.

I was surprised to find out there was a direct line from my palm to my, my, hootchie.

Am I solemn? I had an idea I was grinning from ear to ear." "You look as if you were taking me to a prayer-meeting or a funeral. If that's a grin your ears are very near together." "Should you like me to dance a hornpipe on the deck?" "Pray do, and I'll carry round your hat. It'll pay the expenses of our journey.

Bryon tilted his head to a very odd angle, half-closed his eyes and composed his features to suggest that he was about to expire from chronic indigestion.

Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald".

As to the mouth, it delights at times in laughter; it is disposed to impart all that the brain conceives; though I daresay it would be silent on much the heart experiences. Mobile and flexible, it was never intended to be compressed in the eternal silence of solitude: it is a mouth which should speak much and smile often, and have human affection for its interlocutor.

You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.

Gary, who's wearing a coral shirt and white pants, growls to look tough. It doesn't work.

My husband says my toes are like Wall's cocktail sausages. He feels peckish whenever he sees them.

Stop smiling!” she ordered. “I can see you, Carter. Oh…and, uh, hullo, Walt.” The pot monster made squeaky grinding noises as it stood up straight. One clunky arm rose and tried to fix Sadie’s nonexistent hair. Leave it to Sadie to be self-conscious around boys, even when she’s made out of pots and duct tape.

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.

You didn’t tell me she was so soft on the eyes,” he said to Patch, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand. He spoke with a heavy Irish accent. “I didn’t tell her how hard you are on them either,” Patch returned, his mouth at the relaxed stage just before a grin.

Desjardins was literally fuming. His tattered robes still smoked from battle. (Carter says I shouldn’t mention that his pink boxer shorts were showing, but they were!)