Andy Rooney Quotes

Numbers don't lie. I think it's pretty cut and dry what consistency is.

Truly I say to you, a single number has more genuine and permanent value than an expensive library full of hypotheses.

Without facts you can't have truth.

Try to be accurate about stuff.

When speculation has done its worst, two and two still make four.

I am not a mathematician, but I was aware that for centuries, mathematics was considered the queen of the sciences because it claimed certainty. It was grounded on some fundamental certainties - axioms - that led to others.

No authority is higher than reality.

Truth will always be truth, regardless of lack of understanding, disbelief or ignorance.

From principles is derived probability, but truth or certainty is obtained only from facts.

The stopwatch doesn't lie. The tape measure doesn't lie.

I deal in facts.

The facts, if they are there, speak for themselves.

There are no eternal facts, as there are no absolute truths.

Reality is what you can count on.

Truth cannot be defeated.

Facts are better than dreams.

Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get them, get them right, or they will get you wrong.

Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts.

Numbers don't lie. Women lie, men lie, but numbers don't lie.

Men lie, women lie, numbers don't.

I believe only in the mathematics.

Listen: women lie, men lie, but numbers don't lie, guy.

Facts matter a great deal to me.

I state facts all the time.

Women lie, men lie, numbers don't.