Florence King Quotes

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

I like happy sets. Happy sets are good, and I think people feel comfortable on them.

I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

Sometimes the only thing we women want is a dick and no arguments. What could make us happier?

I never can understand how anyone can not smoke it deprives a man of the best part of life. With a good cigar in his mouth a man is perfectly safe, nothing can touch him, literally.

I would rather have a cup of tea than sex.

I just want some head in a comfortable bed.

Really, sex and laughter do go very well together, and I wondered - and I still do - which is more important.

Life is all about having a good time.

Happiness is the sublime moment when you get out of your corsets at night.

My best evenings are at home with my lady.

It's easy to impress me. I don't need a fancy party to be happy. Just good friends, good food, and good laughs. I'm happy. I'm satisfied. I'm content.

I love stretching in the morning. It's the first thing I do when I wake up because getting a good back-crack is so extremely satiating. I feel taller when I finally stand.

I don't know if I've ever derived such an immediate sense of calm and well-being from any book as I did from 'Right Ho, Jeeves.' It was like I was Pac-Man and the book was a power-up.

Humans love sex, we need sex, it's how we connect, it reminds us we're alive, it's the third most basic human need, after food and good movie popcorn.

Mellow doesn't always make for a good story, but it makes for a good life.

For me, comfort is paramount.

In the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter, and sharing of pleasures. For in the dew of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed.

I have some friends, some honest friends, and honest friends are few; My pipe of briar, my open fire, A book that's not too new.

That perfect tranquillity of life, which is nowhere to be found but in retreat, a faithful friend and a good library.

When the car's going well, I purr like a kitten.

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded.

The feeling of friendship is like that of being comfortably filled with roast beef; love, like being enlivened with champagne.

Contentment is, after all, simply refined indolence.