Andrew Flintoff Quotes

If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.

Comedy always pushes some buttons, because it wouldn't be comedy if it didn't.

You can't be satirical and not be offensive to somebody.

I like to make fun of serious matters.

Well I won't argue about the matter. You always want to argue about things. That is exactly what things were originally made for.

As long as it's funny, there's no such thing as too far.

If you're going to get into social criticism with absurdity and satire, you can't be politically correct when you do that.

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

I poke fun of everybody and everything. And who's easier to make fun of than your mother?

Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that.

The true essence of comedy is a baby seal hunt.

Impropriety is the soul of wit.

Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere.

I'm not hurting anybody. Comedy's all about innuendo. I'm putting it out there just like anybody else.

I'm accused of, and perhaps rightly so, of not being mean enough. I've been taken to task in many a book review; a good satirist has to, you know, has to kill.

Satire, whether it be satire or not, everything has to have boundaries.

President Obama and I both believe we don't have time for a meeting anywhere of the Flat Earth Society.

I always feel that comedy, at its best, tackles issues that are controversial, polarizing, volatile, and sheds light onto those issues and the people involved.

With my humor, I end up offending everybody!

I've made a lot of crazy comedy videos and said a lot of crazy things. If it's too offensive, I apologize and move on, but I do comedy.

As comics if you aren't rubbing people the wrong way, to me, you suck.

Editorial pages all say, 'Well, the other guy has a point, too. It remains to be seen how this will come out. We certainly hope it comes out fine; blah, blah.' Cartoonists don't go that way. Our job is to stick out our tongues, to show a big raspberry to whatever pompous jerk happens to be mouthing off.

Satire recoils whenever charged too high; round your own fame the fatal splinters fly.

Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people who believes it was the blacks.

Satire is dependent on strong beliefs, and on strong beliefs wounded.