William Feather Quotes

A face that is really lovely in repose can fall apart if, when its owner stars to talk, she distorts every feature.

Girls didn't really take much interest in me until I was about 14. But I knew how to talk to them very quickly. What I figured out - that my friends didn't - was you have to talk to women like you're not constantly trying to have sex with them. That seemed to work.

I think whenever any guys come along they're intimidated, and they don't really talk that much unless I talk to them.

A woman never forgets her sex. She would rather talk with a man than an angel, any day.

The telephone, which interrupts the most serious conversations and cuts short the most weighty observations, has a romance of its own.

Believe me, blond hair can take you really far, especially with the older men. It can really distract from the face. I am convinced I could have had sex with both Tony Bennett and John McCain if we weren't each happily married at the time we all met.

When I'm really hot, I can walk into a room and if a man doesn't look at me, he's probably gay.

one doesn't interrupt a beautiful girl unless one is going to be funny.

Tris: "I was reading." Sandry: "You're always reading. The only way people can ever talk to you is to interrupt." Tris: "Then maybe they shouldn't talk to me.

Women who make men talk better than they are accustomed to are always popular.

It is odd enough to see how the entrance of a person of the opposite sex into an assemblage of either men or women calms down the little discordances and the disturbance of mood.

The worst of having so much tact was that you never quite knew whether other people were acting naturally or being tactful too. [The human element]

I’ve met guys all the time that I’m like, Damn, that’s a good-looking guy, you know?

I have thought that men and women should never come together except in bed. There is the only place where their natural hatred of each other is not so apparent.

I've always been a big fan of beauty. Sure, you can't judge a book by its cover but who wants to have sex with a book?

Some guys like to talk. What's the problem with that?

I'd rather be hit by a gorgeous man than an ugly one.

Gossip is dying out because fewer and fewer people care to talk about anything besides themselves.

A pretty girl is certainly comparable to a good horse.

You know, most boys would enjoy being trapped in close quarters with a girl." I roll my eyes. "Not claustrophobic people, Tris.

Ordinary parties, he thought, were subtle games of sexual and social badminton.

And now leave me in peace for a bit! I don't want to answer a string of questions while I am eating. I want to think!" "Good Heavens!" said Pippin. "At breakfast?

Sometimes guys'll say to you, 'Have a good one'. I say, 'I already have a good one. Now I'm looking for a longer one'.

Rule number one: Why is it that the one time a cute guy talks to you, you have a friend who's in crisis?

It definitely happens more often than you would think when someone comes up and you're like: "He's really attractive and seems really nice," and it just doesn't work if he smells bad.