Arthur Desmond Quotes

I don't pursue women - they pursue me.

I'm kind of old-fashioned, so I think the guy should always be the one to call. The girl just answers... Or doesn't answer.

Woody Allen said that 95% of history is explained as a man trying to impress a woman. And that's true in my life.

See, I don't really go after girls. Most of the girlfriends I've had have come after me. So it's really funny when girls get offended because I don't hit on them.

There's always something funny about men chasing women.

Let me tell you, I've never heard a man whine more than Jason Mamoa getting knocked around by little ol' me.

Even the geekiest of guys could get the girl if he read every romance novel that came out in any given month.

If there was anything I'd learned, it's that the man never chooses the woman. All he can do is give her an opportunity to choose him.

It was this feminine conspiracy which made Southern society so pleasant. Women knew that a land where men were contented, uncontradicted ans safe in possession of unpunctured vanity was likely to be a very pleasant place for women to live. So, from the cradle to the grave, women strove to make men pleased with themselves, and the satisfied men repaid lavishly with gallantry and adoration. In fact, men willingly gave ladies everything in the world except credit for having intelligence.

Every woman in choosing a lover takes more account of the way in which other women regard the man than of her own.

All peace-loving women shut up when they sense they have stepped onto Guy Turf. Guy Turf is a murky realm of ego and pride and chivalry and testosterone and heroism.

All love is probationary, a fact which frightens women and exhilarates men.

Nothing can be more delicate without being fantastical, nothing more firm and based in nature and sentiment, than the courtship and mutual carriage of the sexes.

Men like to chase and you have to let us chase you. I know. It's insulting. It's frustrating. It's unfortunately the truth.

With womankind, the less we love them, the easier they become to charm.

There is no love-broker in the world can more prevail in man's commendation with woman than report of valor.

I can still chase women, only downhill

I don't ship anyone. I really don't. I'm not a shipper, but I'm all for men duking it out for a chick.

Sit with lovers and choose their state. Do not stay long with those who are not living in the heart.

As the sun fell below the horizon, Sir Luckless emerged from the waters with the glory of his triumph upon him, and flung himself in his rusted armor at the feet of Amata, who was the kindest and most beautiful woman he had ever beheld. Flushed with success, he begged for her hand and her heart, and Amata, no less delighted, realized that she had found a man worthy of them.

Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.

We 've lost something else: the relationship between men and women.

My boyfriends are all more romantic than I am, and so are my lovers.