Julian Barratt Quotes

The Lebanese don’t know what they’re eating, and it would only be worse if they knew…. The Lebanese are eating food dipped in sweat and covered with diseases and microbes…. But the people should have this information.

Instability is never a good idea.

It is impossible to insure that there is a zero percent chance of any kind of foodborne illness anytime anyone eats anywhere.

Gonzo narrows his eyes. 'How often do you clean that thing?' 'Every night,' the waitress answers. Her smile is strained. 'That's it? Do you know how long it takes for Listeria to grow under those hot lamps, even with ice?' Here we go. 'It can happen in just five hours. Five hours and you've got the salad bar of death!' The waitress looks confused. 'From Listerine?

If I took my turkey out of the refrigerator and, like, threw it in a dumpster or drug it down the street in New York for a while [it will make people sick].

I'm unwilling to eat food that has been adulterated.

Yeah, a lot of people think I'll be a tortured nutcase when they meet me.

We remain very confident in the safety of U.S. beef.

Isn't it fun to be nuts? Isn't it fun to be crazy?

There's not many people that can handle my sheer madness.

Our state of mind affects completely how we treat our bodies.

I am wary of unknown street food, available in plenty in places such as Singapore and Malaysia.

I like keeping people guessing. I like to have fun with them wondering if I'm sane or not.

I'm a germophobe, so I don't like people talking over my food, breathing, spitting, anything. Just let me eat in peace.

I think a certain amount of depression is sort of a normal state of mind to have. Deep depression is another story - and I wouldn't say I've been quite there, but you know I have been quite down at times, I have not wanted to leave the house for days on end.

A breakup is a state of mind that needs encouragement and needs hopeful, forward thinking.

Never eat anything out of a bowl in a bar... If it isn't in a package, don't eat it.

I'm a bit crazy, yes.

Cold is a state of mind.

I guess you could say I'm a little crazy.

I think the 'sunken place' - that term is what I hear when I'm just casually living my life. People say it around me. Not because they're around me; they're saying it because it articulated a state of mind. Lil Wayne's rapped about it.

I am deeply sorry that people got sick from eating at our restaurants. It's the worst thing that can happen.

Boruc is nuts. He is a very good friend of mine, and so I'm sure he wouldn't mind me saying he's a nutter. He really is crazy.

The Department of Agriculture announced that it will ban six new strains of E. coli. Which explains why the hot dog vendor outside my building is now just selling napkins.

Rule number 2 - don't listen to me!" Arriane laughed, "I'm certifiably insane!