Rube Goldberg Quotes

I keep reading between the lies.

The music industry is a world of smoke and mirrors: they tell you exactly what they think you want to hear. And they are bare-faced lying. I tend to stay away from that.

Politicians are masters of the art of deception.

Lies don't matter, ... There's no merit to it. It's kind of hard to entertain foolishness when it has no merit.

Let nothing dupe you! Such is the horrible maxim that acts as a solvent upon every noble feeling man experiences.

We accept too damned many things on the explanations of people who could have good reasons for lying.

You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.

We assume that all statements must be mild inversions of the truth, because it's too weird to imagine people who aren't casually lying, pretty much all the time.

They've lied about everything.-about the fence, and the existence of Invalids, about a million other things besides. They told us the raids were carried out for our own protection. They told us the regulators were only interested in keeping the peace. They told us love was a disease. They told us it would kill us in the end. For the very first time I realize, that this, too, maight also be a lie.

You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

A lie which is half a truth is ever the blackest of lies.

Lying does exist in crazy forms.

There is no lie that a man will not believe; and there is no man who does not believe many lies; and there is no man who believes only lies.

Falsehood is a perennial spring.

One of my weaknesses happens to be lying, and I could tell you that I'm never going to lie again in my life, but that would be a lie.

Falsehood is invariably the child of fear in one form or another.

Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain't so.

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.

I was on a train of lies. I couldn't jump off.

I suppose I shouldn't go around admitting I speak untruths on the radio.

Don't let people treat you like you're stupid. If it sounds too good to be true, it is.

Well, the truth is that a lot of people lie about their health, they lie about the finances, they lie about things at work, they lie about things.

There is nothing in the world more shameful than establishing one's self on lies and fables.

If I've learned one thing, it's 'don't tell the truth.' Lies keep you together.