Will Rogers Quotes

You have to think you're the greatest thing since sliced bread, but you have to know that you're not.

You need ego but mine is not blinding.

If I started thinking too much about how influential I've been, then I'd be more of a turd than I already am.

I don't go around thinking of myself as a great anything.

It's not vanity to know your own good points. It would just be stupidity if you didn't; It's only vanity when you get puffed up about them.

You're all right, as long as you don't believe your own hype.

Vanity is a mark of humility rather than of pride.

The truly humble feel the ground beneath their feet every day and do not only become aware of it when held aloft or pushed down to their knees.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I don't wanna sound pretentious talking about myself.

I said I was 'The Greatest,' I never said I was the smartest!

I don't wake up with some sense of fabulosity.

Mature? Yeah, I get told that a lot. I don't know if it's true. I guess I try to be bright.

I think generally I'm a pretty good person if I had to grade myself. Or toot my own horn.

I like to think I am the best there is at what I do, and so I have conquered the world like Alexander. But I don't believe I am the reincarnation of Alexander the Great.

Anyone who knows me well will tell you that arrogance is one of my flaws.

I hope I don't have a big ego. I try to keep that in check. But I am a prideful person, I will say.

Forget 'full of myself,' I'm not remotely impressed with myself.

I don't have an ego; I'm not egotistical or anything like that.

I'm not great enough to be humble.

Just when you are most desirous of being deemed great, innumerable little things are sure to happen which not only reduce you to your true dimensions but bring you below them

I have no business carrying myself like some diva.

If someone was like, 'Describe yourself in one word,' I would never say, 'Handsome.'

I don't wake up and say, 'Gee, it's a nice day, and I'm a legend.'

I am not saying I don't think I'm good, but I'm not the type of player to have an ego or big myself up.