Will Rogers Quotes

A lot of times, my best friend was my dog.

Yeah, dog was this man's best friend, for sure.

The best thing I ever bought is my dog Stitch. He's the best friend & companion.

If you want a friend, buy a dog.

Man's best friend - that's what dogs are. I have two dogs. I love and treat them like family.

If my dog Ella, named after the Rihanna song 'Umbrella', could be with me at all times, that would make me happy.

Living with a dog is easy- like living with an idealist.

They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.

You know, the man's best friend is his dog... if he's got nothing else.

We derive immeasurable good, uncounted pleasures, enormous security, and many critical lessons about life by owning dogs.

Animals are such agreeable friends.

If I had a dog I would not feel so lonely, but I suppose that is asking for too much.

At this young age I am already sold on the idea of the dog. One of God's absolutely greatest inventions and one that needs no more tinkering. The dog is the perfect beast, companion, friend, shoulder to lean on, and scapegoat when too many cookies are missing. And a dog won't hold that against you, either. I am at peace sitting in silence with a dog.

A dog wakens your heart to joy and companionship.

If you want to be liked, get a dog. The people you work with are not your friends.

Dogs, bless them, operate on the premise that human beings are fragile and require incessant applications of affection and reassurance. The random lick of a hand and the furry chin draped over the instep are calculated to let the shaky owner know that a friend is nearby.

Dogs are fantasies that don't disappoint.

The dog of your boyhood teaches you a great deal about friendship, and love, and death: Old Skip was my brother. They had buried him under our elm tree, they said-yet this wasn't totally true. For he really lay buried in my heart.

When what you want is a relationship, and not a person, get a dog.

A dog can have a friend; he has affections and character, he can enjoy equally the field and the fireside; he dreams, he caresses, he propitiates; he offends, and is pardoned; he stands by you in adversity; he is a good fellow.

[On her dogs:] I have four now. My friends tell me if I get any more they'll have to hold an intervention.

My saddle horses are my friends. My dogs are my friends.

My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don't think I every really tried jokes out with the dog.

Business, you know, may bring you money, but friendship hardly ever does.

My closest friend is canine. I have precious few close friends, and most of them are not actors.