Jon Stewart Quotes

I was born in Orange County - in Santa Ana. My dad is from California. I was raised on the East Coast. My first two years were in California, but I claim East Coast. I'm sorry, I don't rep California.

I'm lucky to have been raised in the most beautiful place - Amherst, Massachusetts, state of my heart. I'm more patriotic to Massachusetts than to almost any place.

I come here as one of you - an Iowan!

If I could live anywhere else in the world, I would probably want a place back in New York.

I'm from New Jersey, the Shore, and Asbury Park and all that goes with that. I wouldn't want to mess around with that. I like New Jersey. There are nice people here.

I just know what it's like being an East Coast person, being from New Jersey.

My stuff isn't for everyone.

Growing up in Rhode Island, my friends would have strung me up if I had been a Yankees fan.

But I'm a citizen of Texas and try to spend most of my time there.

I love being from Wisconsin.

I live in L.A. and love L.A., and you couldn't drag me out of there kicking and screaming.

Ultimately, taste is so niche and so personal.

I would never want to live in L.A., and I made that decision years ago, so I never chose that path for myself, although I have much respect for those that do it at a high level.

If you want to surf, move to Hawaii. If you like to shop, move to New York. If you like acting and Hollywood, move to California. But if you like college football, move to Texas.

I've always been proud of being a Hoosier. When I talk to people, I tell them that.

I love Southern rock; it's because I grew up on it, and no matter where I am, I'll always be a Georgia girl.

I am from Colorado. I know Colorado inside and out.

I was raised to believe that New England is the best place on the planet.

The majority of my family is in Jersey.

I have a great T-shirt that I received at the New Jersey Hall of Fame when I was inducted. It says - it makes me choke up - it says, 'I'm a Jersey tomato'... I am. I am a Jersey girl and proud of it.

I'm an upstate New York lifer.

I've always just considered myself a New Yorker, you know.

I can't root for the Lakers. I grew up in northern California, so I spent many of my young adult years rooting against the Lakers.

I mean, if I was going to leave New England, it wasn't going to be just for the sake of leaving.

People ask me, how was university; I say it was boring and it wasn't for me. But if you wanna go, that's cool. I'm not out to lead people astray, but everyone has their vices.