Nikki Glaser Quotes

When you're in a competitive environment, always give out the impression that you don't care. It makes people want you more. If you act desperate, it's over. I think a passive attitude is helpful. It comes naturally because I'm lazy.

People's opinions don't interfere with me.

Sometimes when you don't care, people are attracted to that.

Don't chase women, they will chase you. They are like horses in a pasture: if you don't go drooling over her, she is going to want to know why.

p.61 He [Roark] was usually disliked, from the first sight of his face, anywhere he went. His face was closed like the door of a safety vault; things locked in safety vaults are valuable; men did not care to feel that. He was a cold, disquieting presence in the room; his presence had a strange quality: it made itself felt and yet it made them feel that he was not there; or perhaps that he was and they weren't.

Men don't want anything they get too easy. But on the other hand, men lose interest quickly.

INDIFFERENT, adj. Imperfectly sensible to distinctions among things.

To impress me, a guy has to be completely unaffected by my presence. If he wants to talk to me, talk to me; if he doesn't, don't.

I just find P.J. Harvey so mesmerising to watch because she remains unfathomable. She is the kind of woman who makes you rue the day you weren't born her. She always seems to be the cat that walks alone, and you don't feel you are supposed to know her.

There are plenty of good-looking women out there. Go get them.

I've always had an air of mystery.

They had absolutely no sexual interest in me.

Ladies seem very intrigued by a guy who is ultra confident and acts like he doesn't need you.

I'm pretty smart with boys. I know how to handle them and I know what to do around them.

Fellas, one of the most effective ways to meet a woman is on the street.

Sexiness today is not about having a perfect body and wearing a tight mini skirt; it's about what you don't show that's truly sexy.

Male rock stars are sexy because they desire you first. I want to be like that.

In life, sometimes it pays off when you really don't give a damn.

I'm not easily offended so whether it be a compliment or a derogatory comment, it really doesn't bother me.

It's not often that I'm being called femme fatale.

I'm not going to say I'm cool, because I don't really feel that. I just don't care at all, and I guess that's what people think is cool.

I've spoken to over 10,000 guys in my career, so I know what they think when it comes to dating.

Honey, if you've had your eye on a piece of talent and that chick down the road has been getting all the action, then you know what you gotta do... Try A Little Bit Harder.

My shrug was so nonchalant it would make a cat jealous

When someone asks, 'Why do you think he's not calling me?' there's always one answer - 'He's not interested.' There's not ever any other answer.