Male Psychology Quotes

The little boy inside of all us men always loves something video game related.

I know guys. I know the way they think.

Ladies, you may not realize this, understand this, or even believe this, but everything else we do is ultimately for you. Men don't do anything-create art, build businesses, donate to charity, invent things, or do anything noteworthy-for any reason other than to impress women, and thus get them to have sex with us. If women didn't exist, we'd still just be naked grunting apes living in caves. In a very real way, pussy is the key to human civilization. You don't have to like it, but it's a fact; if you understand it, you understand men.

Men want power in order to do something. Boys want power in order to be something.

Men! She could not understand why so many women feared them. Hadn't the gods made them with the most vurnerable part of their guts hanging right out of their bodies, like a misplaced bit of bowel? Kick them there and they curled up like snails. Caress them there and their brains melted.

Men aren't really complicated. They are very simple, literal creatures. They usually mean what they say. And we spend hours trying to analyze what they've said, when really it's obvious.

Tranvestism is far more common among men, I noted, because it originates in the primary relation of mother and son.

Men need to feel important. They feel better when they're with younger girls or unknown girls.

Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself.

Men always remember a woman who caused them concern and uneasiness.

Men find it more difficult than women to be alone. They function better with someone in their lives. Being married, they are rooted, so they feel safe to go and do what they want to do.

The old man, especially if he is in society in the privacy of his thoughts, though he may protest the opposite, never stops believing that, through some singular exception of the universal rule, he can in some unknown and inexplicable way still make an impression on women.

I'm pretty smart with boys. I know how to handle them and I know what to do around them.

Men don't respond to words. What they respond to is "no contact".

Considering the way evolution works, it should not be surprising if every man has got a Don Giovanni somewhere inside him.

Guys are stimulated easily. They are easy to manipulate. All you have to do is wear a sexy outfit.

Experts say men think of sex every 10 seconds... What do they think of in the other nine?

Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job.

The male cannot bear very much humiliation; and he really cannot bear it, it obliterates him.

If there's one thing I know, it's men. I ought to. It's been my life's work.

Men love power.

The mid-life crisis hits men harder than women.

Men always talk about the most important things to perfect strangers.

He ["the male"] is trapped in a twilight zone halfway between humans and apes, and is far worse off than apes, because he is, first of all, capable of a large array of negative feelings that the apes aren't - hate, jealousy, contempt, disgust, guilt, shame, disgrace, doubt - and, secondly, he is aware of what he is and isn't.

Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.