Dave Barry Quotes
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Citations
Barry, Dave. Dave Barry Turns 50. Crown Publishers, 1998, p. 13.
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David McAlister Barry is an American author and columnist who wrote a nationally syndicated humor column for the Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005. He has also written numerous books of humor and parody, as well as comic novels. Barry's honors include the Pulitzer Prize for Commentary (1988) and the Walter Cronkite Award for Excellence in Journalism (2005).