Harry Houdini Quotes

I'm an actress but it's not fulfilling me in the way I thought it would.

I had a lot of frustrations about my career. A lot of, you know, times where I felt I should've been considered for a part that I wasn't considered for.

I don't know how you do it [working at office]; I would just get up and walk out. That's what I did for pretty much every job I've ever had.

The idea of having dreams that don't come true is really terrifying.

I should have been deliriously happy. I had my dream come true. I'm a best-selling author. So why is everything in my life, including my writing, going bad?

I'm not always going to keep waiting for a fairytale ending.

There's a disappointment there because I still feel there's an emptiness in my career that just wasn't filled.

I'm disappointed about how my career ended.

I resented that my career wasn't going the way that it was supposed to. And I was angry that I wasn't getting the parts that I wanted.

I've had a terrible career.

What have we all got to expect that we allow ourselves to be so lined with disappointment?

All men are a disappointment. No matter what anyone says.

I'd love to have a shitty job. I couldn't hold any down. Standup was the only thing I could stick with. I'm an idiot that way.

I hate all jobs. I've never had a job I liked.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom.

Upon the whole, therefore, she found what had been sometimes found before, that an event to which she had looked forward with impatient desire, did not, in taking place, bring all the satisfaction she had promised herself.

If life were a camera, I'd have the lens cap on.

My Master of Arts degree means nothing at all to these monkeys and I have come to share their indifference.

Well I thought my pickin' would set them on fire, but nobody wanted to hire a guitar man.

Imagine how you’d feel if your whole life turned into a job you couldn’t stand.

I was like, what the hell is my life coming to? I'm a trained actor! I've done Shakespeare and here I am having farting contests with an imaginary dog!

The want of a thing is perplexing enough, but the possession of it, is intolerable.

Life is like a movie, if you've sat through more than half of it and it’s sucked every second so far, it probably isn't going to get great right at the end and make it all worthwhile. None should blame you for walking out early.