Bob Saget Quotes


My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.


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Saget, Bob (@bobsaget). "My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby." Twitter, Twitter, Inc.

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Bob Saget
Bob Saget
  • Born: May 17, 1956
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Actor

Robert Lane Saget is an American stand-up comedian, actor, television host and director. His television roles include Danny Tanner on the ABC sitcom Full House (1987–1995) and its Netflix sequel Fuller House. He also hosted America's Funniest Home Videos from 1989 to 1997. Saget is also known for his adult-oriented stand-up routine. He also provided the voice of the future Ted Mosby on the CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother from 2005 to 2014.