Hal Sparks Quotes

Reality TV is not real.

Movies are different from real life.

Wrestling is realer than reality TV.

I love 'Top Chef.'

'The X Factor' is great entertainment, but it doesn't prepare people for getting chewed up and spat out by the music industry.

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.

From my hair to my toes to my nails. Everything's fake. Everything! Even my heart is fake.

People are attracted to entertainment, for sure, or jokes, excitement and romantically heightened stories that might be false, but are still attractive fantasies.

As a kid, I kind of spent my life being amazed by being tricked. I love being tricked. I still love it today.

Any glamorous moment you might mistake me for having is always pretend.

He's dreaming with his eyes open, and those that dream with their eyes open are dangerous, for they do not know when their dreams come to an end.

I don't think movies or television have any basis in reality at all. It's all just pretend. That's what's fun about it.

This industry is very make-believe and you caught in a false sense of what reality is.

Hollywood has always been a cage... a cage to catch our dreams.

I enjoy watching Fear Factor, Newlyweds and American Idol as far as reality TV shows go.

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

I can pass myself off as a 'Duck Dynasty' impersonator a lot.

The editors and the creators of 'The Bachelor' and 'The Bachelorette,' they are so good at casting and at finding these young, beautiful lunatics to go on the show.

I admire Vegas's purity, its entirely wholesome artificiality.

I think the beauty of the concept of 'The Bachelor' is that it will never be the same thing twice. I think it will be a very different show with me.

In pro wrestling, it's fake. People always get offended by that word. 'No, we like to say it's pre-determined.' For whatever reason, people get angry at 'fake'; 'pre-determined' eases the blow? It's fake. At the end of the day, it doesn't really mean anything.

I've always said it ain't 'Show Friends.' It's 'Show Business.'

We're not telling you we're out there fighting each other. We're going out there to entertain you.

Some things tend to parody themselves, and we don't need to do it very much. 'Survivor' is like that.

The Bachelor' has always been a great show that embraces what's happening in the world and embraces pop culture.