Craig Brown Quotes

Nicey nicey just doesn't do it for me.

We are on the track of something absolutely mediocre.

Most movies were always terrible.

I wouldn't say Swansea was a bad experience, but I would say it was not the best experience.

I was a nothing kid. Not particularly good. Not particularly bad.

'Downton Abbey' is just one cliche after another, and it is a really, really poor piece of drama. But that's only me talking. That's just my take on it.

It's more than magnificent - it's mediocre.

A third rate nonentity whose only recommendation is that he is obnoxious to no one.

He is still the object of national ridicule ... nothing about him rises above the ordinary.

Mediocrity is obscurity.

I thought that was actually kind of boring, that search for perfection.

I was not real good at anything. I was just OK at everything.

I've had kind of a nondescript college career.

I think 'I'm in You' was lackluster and way too light.

'Boat Trip' is more tiresome and dumb than actually bad.

I perfected the art of being uninteresting.

All in all, I wouldn't call it a bad outing. It was a short outing.

If there's anything I hate more than a stupid action comedy, it's an incompetent stupid action comedy. It's not so bad it's good. It's so bad it's nothing else but bad.

I would hate to think of the theatre world without critics. Without them, we'd not have the record of each season.

Everything about mediocrity kills me.

I've seen the Pokemon movie, which is probably the worst movie ever made on any subject ever.

Balanced is probably what I am, although that's just a polite way to say that you don't do anything very well.

Being dull and boring is far more tragic than being tacky.

Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them.

The problem with dragons is that everyone uses them. All the time. When that happens, they become commonplace. A lot of people think you can just throw them into a story and suddenly whatever you're writing is 28% cooler. But that doesn't work. All that does is make dragons into some boring cliche.