Thelonious Monk Quotes

I'll beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his hat on.

You live by the gun and knife, and die by the gun and knife.

The snake will always bite back.

If you rile a tiger, he's going to show his claws.

This is a guy that tried to kill my dad at one time.

Let me be clear to you, if you ever do that again, I’ll throw you off the fucking balcony…. I will break you in half.

All it takes is one punch, one big punch, and that could wreck everything for me.

Humans had a saying. Mess with the bull and get the horns. Well, Harpies had a saying, too. Mess with a Harpy and die.

Now, Bad Ass, you run your mouth about Summerslam. Well, here's the situation. The Rock says this, if the Rock hits you he'll kill you. If he misses, the wind behind the punch will give you pneumonia and you'll die anyway, so the choice is yours, jabroni.

I can snap your spine like a toothpick.

Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand?

So the first thing we're gonna do," I told him, "is push you off the roof.

It's an odd feeling, knowing someone is trying to kill you. On the front line, you learn quickly that if you're in the path of a bullet, you will get hit.

You know, kicking people's butts with round-edged boots is good, but with pointy shoes, it's even better.

I'm afraid this man will kill me some day.

I'll squeeze the cider out of your adam's apple.

You touch me and I'll kick you in the rear.

Usually in fist fights you get punched in the face.

You back a big cat into a corner and somebody is going to get bloody.

I'm gonna be blunt and plain, if one ever looks at me like that I'm gonna kill him and tell God he died.

He threatens many that hath injured one.

I don't think you need to go looking for the enemy. He's going to look for you.

Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors.

So far I'm still standing on 'Sons of Anarchy' but all the rest of the people on the show have me in their crosshairs so I'm waiting for the bullet in the head.

The fact is, violence is not only not a beautiful thing, but it's also very painful and not without consequences for the perpetrator as well as the victim.