Jessica White Quotes

Hang out with me long enough, and I'm bound to let you down.

I feel sorry for the man who marries you... because everyone thinks you're sweet and you're not.

Promising too much can be as cruel as caring too little.

We have this idealized romanticism about how love might solve all of our problems, but then it doesn't.

I've been giving out chances every time and all you do is let me down.

Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand.

The realities of the world seldom measure up to the sublime designs of human imagination.

As a general rule, people disappoint you as you know them.

I profoundly feel that people are letting you down all the time.

Sometimes we are less unhappy in being deceived by those we love, than in being undeceived by them.

The ideal man doesn't exist. A husband is easier to find.

You can safely appeal to the United Nations in the comfortable certainty that it will let you down.

You know what's the worst part about being an actress? It's the pressure to look gorgeous all the time and to behave perfectly. But I'm not perfect; nobody is.

I had these kind of unrealistic expectations that were fueled by romantic comedies, and it has both helped me and hurt me in many ways. It helped me because, in general, they've made me hopeful. I just figure things will eventually work out for me. But nobody is like any Tom Hanks character. Nobody is Hugh Grant. No one is Meg Ryan!

When a man meets a woman who seems too perfect, too sweet, or too agreeable, he tends to become bored very quickly.

One of the worst things you can give to your people is someone you're not.

You can't have a perfect show every time.

Few things can make us feel crazier than expecting something from someone who has nothing to give.

There are many people in the world who feel that if only they had a bigger car, a nicer house, better vacations, a more understanding boss, or a more interesting partner, then their life would work. We all go through that one. Slowly we wear out most of our 'if onlies.'

The people who voted for President Obama are just beginning to wake up to exactly what they brought in. The 'change' they envisioned is not the 'change' they have gotten.

Looking for the perfect day is not going to make us happy, because that day isn't going to come.

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

People always want change .... Government always raises expectations far beyond what is there.

Great guys exist. They may not be in the package you think you like, and they may not come when you feel you deserve them the most, but they're there. I believe it. You should too. Because now I'm with someone who makes me grow every day. His name is Netflix.

Our lives are not what we deserve; they are, let us agree, in many ways deficient.