Warren Farrell Quotes

I've never had any problems with women. Having been one of the world's greatest womanizers they've probably had more problems with me.

The easiest way to get laid by a girl, or get rid of her, is to write a song about her.

When trying to seduce a woman, a writer says: 'I'm a writer', and scribbles a poem on a napkin. It always works.

Males transmit signals in courtship through behavioral displays.

I don't know if it's animalistic or what, but men become like peacocks with their feathers up when women are around.

I describe not men, but manners; not an individual, but a species.

I learned guitar solely for the purpose of meeting women. I'd heard it's a great lady-catcher.

I try to gauge whether a girl likes me before I make a move. I would write a page-long note to a girl. If she wrote a whole page back, I knew she liked me, too. If she wrote back like two words, then I figured I'd move on.

More faults are often committed while we are trying to oblige than while we are giving offense.

You can't control what people gravitate to and what they don't. We can only control the work that we do and try to give it the best that we can.

Human nature is so constructed that it gives affection most readily to those who seem least to demand it.

Man, I need to impress her, cause I'd like to undress her.

He had called girls to him before. There was nothing so easy whether you were walking into a classroom, a club, or down the street. All you had to do was send out the right signals, give her the right look, turn your body the right way, and never for a moment let it cross your mind that she might not be interested.

The game women play is men.

I think women in general like men that don't give them the thing that we want. We want a chase.

I think girls have to play a little hard to get because we come with so much bravado.

Flirting I take to be the excitement of love, without its reality, and without its ordinary result in marriage.

I can't imagine anything worse than trying to impress a girl with dinner. To be honest, I'm always impressing myself, not other people.

As they embrace, she kisses him full on the mouth. And suddenly sticks her tongue right in. She has done this before, often. It’s one of those drunken long shots which just might, at least theoretically, once in ten thousand tries, throw a relationship right out of its orbit and send it whizzing off on another. Do women ever stop trying? No. But, because they never stop, they learn to be good losers.

There's a thing called game, and when you're out and you're trying to push up on a female and you're going, "Yo, I want to be your knight in shining armor," chances are you're going to get a drink on your face.

The quickest way to a woman's crotch is through her gullet. Can I make you a cake?" Big Al to Pierce, then Rachel.

I never ask my wife about my flaws. Instead I try to get her to ignore them and concentrate on my sense of humor.

Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.

You can't treat a romantic relationship the same way you do a business one, by being bossy. It takes tender, compromising, loving tactics. And that's such a different approach.

Make love, take love, but you should give love. And try to live love.