Verne Troyer Quotes

I've turned arrogance into an artform, where it's so absurd that it becomes comedy. But I've never done anything to hurt anybody or steal from anyone.

I am not too intelligent.

I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack. That should be the name of my new DVD: 'Chris Rock: Slightly Above Hack'.

It's hard to be humble, when you're as great as I am.

Everyone knows I am a winner.

It's always great to play a man who sets himself up to be punctured.

I don't feel like, 'Now I'm a great actress.'

I don't think I'm as good as people say.

I don't really go for the swagger thing too much.

I don't wake up each morning saying, 'Oh, wow, it's me. I think I'm the cat's meow. I'm the best.'

I don't want to sound too cocky. But I consider myself superwoman.

Don't be humble... you're not that great.

I'm not very funny!

I had a great deal of arrogance and a great deal of bravado, but I think the bravado was brought on by a huge insecurity.

Some men never feel small, but these are the few men who are.

I could take Sean Connery in a fight... I could definitely take him.

We never know, believe me, when we have succeeded best.

I said I was 'The Greatest,' I never said I was the smartest!

A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.

But I've never looked at myself as being particularly funny.

I don't want to believe my own hype.

I think there are different kinds of comedians, and I prefer the clowns who are going: 'I'm an idiot, aren't we all a bit like this, laugh at me.' Whereas, a lot of other comedians are saying: 'Aren't I clever? You want to be me, aren't I cool? Revere me.' Which is fine. But that's not my bag.

If I was sharp in every area, I might be too big-headed or something.

Nobody walks this earth thinking he's better than I think I am - I think I'm great. At the same time, it's so obvious to me that I'm nobody.

I have no ego, I'll make fun of myself, and I'll make fun of being humiliated. I get it.