Jon Stewart Quotes

They say there are only two kinds of people on St. Patrick's Day: the Irish, and the people that drive them home.

Ladies be seated, and let's have a wonderful time!

Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.

I have a lot of fond memories of St. Patrick's Day in Chicago. Vague, but fond.

Every St. Patrick's Day in my hometown is such a huge thing. You know, it was like Christmas, but in green.

One of my life's watchwords is 'hyggelig.' It's an untranslatable Danish term for getting together with friends and family and sitting around in a cosy atmosphere with nice food and wine and candles.

On a moonlit night, after a snowfall, or under cherry blossoms, it adds to our pleasure if, while chatting at our ease, we bring forth the wine cups.

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth

The Bowery Hotel is always a great place to meet people for drinks. It's so cozy in there, especially in the late fall and winter.

There should be no rules at your dinner party except for people to eat a lot and enjoy a long night where they feel like they could fall asleep at the dinner table at the end.

There is a big dining table at In Sung hyung's house. That's our hangout spot, and we drink teas and chat.

We are just party people. We always had a drink in the evening with the music on and space to dance. It was that kind of a family.

I love a lot of Irish folk music and Irish folk songs.

When I need to decompress, I grab a glass of wine, some popcorn, and a great book.

I have very non-eccentric hobbies. I like to read, to have dinner with friends, and junk out on TV like everybody else.

I think most Irish people are creative. Whether it's music, or dance, or... certainly storytelling is in the blood.

Usually, if you stop for tea, someone will feel the desire to join you.

My father and his brothers and sisters were childhood Irish jig champions in the Bronx. At our family celebrations, they all get out and do the jig. And of course, the younger generation, me and my cousins and my brothers, we have our own Americanized renditions of the Irish jig, which is a bit more like 'Lord of the Dance.'

For me, a very chilled out day would be me on my couch or cooking, sitting with one or two friends watching TV or films over a glass of wine.

Oh, I suppose my wife and I will open a bottle of champagne with another couple.

White wine is like electricity. Red wine looks and tastes like a liquified beefsteak.

The weak and insipid white wine makes at length excellent vinegar.

We ought to be opening a bottle of wine!

The table is the only place where we do not get weary during the first hour.