Andy Rooney Quotes

Every now and then you dig a dry hole.

Well I sure had been looking for a comedy for years without any success.

I lost some time once. It's always in the last place you look for it.

I was just tired of losing... Life was passing me by.

Politics is a waste of time.

We shall now seek that which we shall not find

Sometimes, things don't work out the way we want them to.

I'm never going to run this again.

[Baseball] breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart.

If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen

I felt a constant, low-flying desperation, the kind you feel when you are trying, trying, trying to get something you will never, ever get.

how hard you worked for what you wanted. how cruelly fate betrayed you in the end.

Now a' is done that men can do, And a' is done in vain.

There is no bigger waste of time than doing 90% of what is necessary.

One is always more vexed at losing a game of any sort by a single hole or ace, than if one has never had a chance of winning it.

So many things I would have done, but clouds got in my way.

I think that the worst unpleasantness of age is not its final fact ... but the tediousness of preparation, the accumulating number of defeats.

I went through every phone book in Africa, and I didn't find one god damned Pryor!

I don't like the feeling of losing.

If. A two-letter word for futility.

Beautiful loser, where you gonna fall? When you realize, you just can't have it all.

Wherever I travel I'm too late. The orgy has moved elsewhere.

You won’t arrive. It is an endless search.

I know there are certain things that I just can't win.

To have slaved so many years for nothing!