Jon Stewart Quotes

I have three man crushes: Kit Harington, Ryan Gosling, and Alexander Skarsgard.

Mr. Leonardo DiCaprio - he be soo gorgeous, no wonder all the ladies flockin' to him - He be Gatsby.

Leonardo DiCaprio as Jack in 'Titanic' was my childhood crush!

This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!

My biggest celebrity crush is either Ryan Reynolds or Caleb Followill, the lead singer of Kings of Leon.

I was always in love with Judy Garland, and when I was growing up, I fell in love with Leonardo DiCaprio, of course.

Zac Efron! What a man.

I got to work with Jared Leto. Jared's cute. Oh, I'll tell you. Jared will make you doubt about your sexuality.

The only leading man I ever had a crush on was James Garner.

Leonardo DiCaprio is a very serious young actor.

Who is the pinnacle of male-ness in America? Leonardo DiCaprio.

My grown man crush is Morris Chestnut. He's just timeless!

Channing Tatum. He's a cutie-pie, but he's also got swag. Before him, my crush was Brad Pitt forever!

My first-ever celebrity crush was Val Kilmer from 'Top Secret!' Not his biggest film, but I remember loving him in that movie.

If I had to pick somebody I really had a crush on right now - solely based on looks alone - it would be Matthew McConaughey. He does it for me.

My biggest crush when I was 13 was Leonardo DiCaprio. After I watched 'Titanic' I was completely in love with him.

I want to play whoever is opposite 'Iron Man.' I want to romance Robert Downey Jr.

Javier Bardem though is my man crush.

It appears that countless women born between the years of 1965 and 1978 are in love with John Cusack. I cannot fathom how he isn't the number-one box office star in America, because every straight girl I know would see her soul to share a milkshake with that motherfucker.

Every male secretly wants sex with Brad Pitt.

On Kim Kardashian: "I think she's cute. And, no, she's not too old for me. Above 40 is a little too old for me.

I used to be in love with Sandra Bullock when I was growing up. Sandy B. was my girl. I remember seeing Speed when I was in seventh grade and just thinking, 'That's her.'

Sleep is such a potent, liminal state, and I don't want to drag anything in there that doesn't need to be there.

When I heard the Beatles, I thought thats it. That's what I want to be. I want to be a Beatle.

Some people we define as trolls are just critics. Sometimes they have a point. And I hear them. But for the ones who comment "I want to kill you in your sleep," I respond to them too.