Ambrose Bierce Quotes

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

In my experience, I think there's must ado about fidelity and infidelity. I think sometimes true emotional relationships can go beyond those.

I've seen my friends take someone back after they've cheated because they fit perfectly.

I try not to cheat on my boyfriends when I have them.

I am very romantic. In fact, I just renewed my vows... although it was with another woman.

Adultery is the application of democracy to love.

I was known for singing romantic songs to women, but I can also be that guy talking about why you can't be the only girl for me.

I have cheated. But I don't regret it because we were not serious. I wouldn't have ever done it if I were serious about the girl.

Polygamy is needed to prevent a man from taking up a lover, which can cause health issues and rifts in the family and would lead him to live a lie, constantly deceiving his wife and children.

I've had friends who say that they would never forgive cheating, but then they fall in love, the guy cheats, and they forgive him. I don't know what I would do.

I'm very good to my wife. I never go home.

I am not into marriage. You look at all the marriages breaking down and all the people cheating on their marriages, and you become cynical. Marriage is nothing but a label.

I fell in love with the knockout. I was in a relationship with the knockout.

A few years ago, I fell in love with a man before realising he was married.

I think that in any language when you have a real relationship, and there is love and respect between people, infidelity is always something difficult to accept - whether you are Chinese, British, French. I think that is a universal concept... or problem.

I have spent more nights with Roberto Carlos than all of the women I have been married to put together.

Every relationship I was in, I loved the girl. It's just the moral values and standards was off. I was loving and lying.

If you've experienced cheating in a new marriage, the real work is not obsessively combing through all the details of what happened, but rather figuring out if your relationship is worth saving.

If you hear that my soul mate still tells one or more of his exes he loves her, I want to know. Audio recording is preferable.

Anything a wife should do, I'm terrible at. Anything a mistress should do, I'll try.

Can't keep you home, you're messin' around, my best friend told me you're the best trick in town.

In love deceit almost always outstrips distrust.

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy.

Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog and will do it again -- just watch. He can do much better!

You can easily tell if a person is lying and cheating on you if they say, I love you. I would never lie to you or cheat on you.