Suzanne Collins Quotes

If this is the end of the world, give me a fork and a knife.

Comedy arises out of necessity, because some things are so dark that you have to laugh about it.

Gee, what a terrific party. Later on we'll get some fluid and embalm each other.

Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Come on up, boys -I'm dead.

Do you think there’s anything to eat in this forest?” “Yes,” said the wizard bitterly, “us.

Don't Cry Darling, It's Blood All Right

And if I wanted to kill myself, I wouldn't throw myself off a roof. And if I was going to throw myself off a roof, I would put on some pants before I did it.

Well . . . sure good to be together again. Arguing. Almost dying. Abject terror. Oh, look. It's our floor.

Oh, don't mind me! Just the queen of the heavens, dying over here!

Not half as much as I’d miss me if you killed me. (He blinked like a girl and leaned against Ash’s shoulder.) Please don’t hurt me, Ash. Please. I don’t want to die while I’m still a virgin. At least let me get laid before you kill me – which according to my mom I can’t do until I’m married and I can’t do that until I finish college. So you have to wait a good ten years before you snuff me. Deal? (Nick)

President Obama awarded a National Medal of Arts to author Stephen King. You know, because if there's anyone who can relate to the story of a guy trapped in a mansion that's driving him insane, it's Obama.

Love this job," Sanya murmured. "Just love it." "I need to challenge more people to duels," Thomas said in agreement. "Men are pigs," Murphy said. "Amen," said Molly. Lea gave me a prim look and said, "I've not sacrificed a holy virgin in ages.

tiny: did someone die? me: yeah, i did. he smiles again at that. tiny: well, then... welcome to the afterlife.

She says that what you did was a cry for help." "It was," I say. "That's why I was yelling 'Heeeelp!' I don't really go in for subtlety.

I was number 1 on the who's likely to die list for 10 years...I was really disappointed when I fell off that list.

What would we do without irony? Check out your own daily reliance on it, the foul-weather friend who's there for you when nothing else is.

When I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me.

Yes, frosting. The final defense of the dying.

The only way I'll really smile is if you cut me ear to ear.

Frosting Freedom Is just frosting On somebody else's Cake-- And so must be Till we Learn how to Bake.

The worst in life, we are told, is compatible with the best in art. So too the worst in life is compatible with the best in humour.

Jared told her he used to be an exotic dancer in San Francisco.' 'My body is a gift from God,' Jared said gravely. 'Except for my hips, which are clearly a gift from the devil.

Just don't die for me, you won't be doing me any favour !