Michael Welch Quotes

You know me... I can't resist a good prank.

She's just playing a trick on us. This is just an Alaska Young Prank Extraordinaire. It's Alaska being Alaska, funny and playful and not knowing when or how to put on the brakes.

What's this about?" "Finally. Interest," was the only response. "If this is one of your tricks..." Like the time Torin had ordered hundreds of blow-up dolls and placed them throughout the fortress, all because Paris had foolishly complained about the lack of female companionship in town. The plastic "ladies" had stared our from every corner, their wide eyes and let-me-suck-you mouths taunting everyone who passed them. Things like that happened when Torin was bored.

I just love pranks, man. They're great. I don't understand why people don't do 'em more often.

I'm the type of person that likes to give people a hard time, and I enjoy doing little pranks. If I see someone getting a little aroused I have to keep pushing that button.

I love goofing around, and I love breaking people's balls. I do it off camera, as well as on camera.

I never really was much of a practical jokester or anything.

Dick Van Dyke spent most of his time setting everybody else up.

I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it.

I kid around a lot, but pranks are not my best strength!

I like joking around and being a little mischievous. Once an audience or even a group of friends realizes that you're being benevolent about it, then they're along for the ride.

I'm always trying to play pranks on people and doing silliness, singing extremely badly and extremely loudly on set.

I have been tagged mischievous since childhood and was known as a prankster.

I guess I can be a little mischievous!

Billy (Martin) was a great one for jokes. He liked to play a joke more than anyone I ever knew.

As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.”

I have an elbow that bends the wrong way, and I'd do things like stand in an elevator and the doors would close, and I'd pretend that my arm had got caught in it, and then I'd scream, 'Ow, ow, put it back!'

Elvis was, at least the times I was around him, Elvis was a practical joker. He was always, had some little mischievous something going.

Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline.

I was raised in a family where no one had a serious bone in their body and every answer was a riddle, a joke, or a prank.

I'm a little devil.

I'm probably a bit of a cheeky grandson, like my brother as well. We both take the mickey a bit too much.

I'm a prankster, so some of the - you know, I like a good joke. I think when it's funny, it's funny.

On the sets, I used to scare people. I team up with my level of people and sometimes do spooky things. I've inherited this from my mother, as she used to scare my neighbours by dressing up like a ghost.

I was a practical joker as a teenager and I still am today - you can ask any of my staff.