Seth Rogen Quotes

All the mistakes I ever made were when I wanted to say 'No' and said 'Yes'.

I once said some mean things about someone, and they were standing right behind me. That experience taught me to never talk bad about anyone.

It's easier to make fun of things that people can help doing.

I love such mirth as does not make friends ashamed to look upon one another next morning.

She gets away with it. Everybody co-signs her bad behavior. It's like we all are co-dependent on Lindsay Lohan. When are we going to stand up to her?

I did my fair share of stupid stuff in high school, like anyone. I had a healthy fear of my parents, and I certainly never wanted to disappoint them. That would be the worst thing I could ever do.

If you could see the instructions that I gave Jerry to begin with, I'd be embarrassed.

My family comes first, and you have to be in charge to be able to protect that. You have to be the one who says no or you don't have a life, which is what I found out the first time.

I've gotten myself into some difficult situations because I couldn't say no.

We must all suffer one of two things: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret or disappointment.

Be careful how you spend your time: Spend your time in nothing which you know must be repented of.

We used to sit around and chortle, 'Look what this guy said five years ago, and today look what he's doing. Let's stick it to him!' It's as simple as that, I swear.

That wasn't the way that things was supposed to be. And all because the so-called culture that I thought was right, that I thought it was cool, and I thought it was fun, and it was exciting at the time. It all led to me laying in a prison bunk by myself with no one to talk to but myself.

Avoid what will require an apology.

And you, madam, are ugly, but I shall be sober in the morning.

This government can't afford two drunkards. You've got to stop.

You make your own choices. Even extramarital affair, it's your own decision. And you suffer for it and pay for it. That's what 'Ankahee' is all about.

We all would shudder if what we did, no matter what, in our 20s and early 30s were publicly displayed on a national stage.

People mess up all the time. Michael Vick, he made some mistakes. He surrounded himself around the wrong people. And you've got to be careful with that. But he's redeemed himself and came back.

I have criticized absent people so often, and then discovered, to my humiliation, that I was talking with their relatives, that I have grown superstitious about that sort of thing and dropped it.

Relax, Jailbait," said Avery. "A drunken kiss is nothing compared to a drunken fall. God knows I've kissed plenty of guys drunk." "And yet, I remain unkissed tonight," mused Adrian.

You're saying, "I'm gonna do this thing," and you have to be aware, as a rational human being, that you may not be allowed back in.

Some people make a bad bed, they just have to lie in it.

The true test of maturity is not how old a person is but how he reacts to awakening in the mid-town area in his shorts.

Discipline weighs ounces and regret weighs tons