Larry David Quotes

Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.

Unhappy is a nice word.

I had never felt so lonely and so sad in my entire life.

I lived and languished.

When you're miserable, you don't want anyone around you to be happy.

Every day starts, my eyes open and I reload the program of misery. I open my eyes, remember who I am, what I'm like, and I just go, 'Ugh'.

Melancholy and sadness are the start of doubt... doubt is the beginning of despair; despair is the cruel beginning of the differing degrees of wickedness.

Nothing is more hopeless than a scheme of merriment.

I'm afraid I don't think I really have a life on which something can be written.

It's raining my soul, it's raining, but it's raining dead eyes.

Man, I hate to get depressing on you, but I don't have a game. I'm so alone, so depressed, so dark, no.

It looked like everything worth living for was gone. The entire country was depressed -- there was no hope.

I am as miserable as anyone - sometimes.

I was so broken when I did the first record. I was living in my parents' basement, I didn't know anyone. I was broken-hearted and writing this really dark record. I was at the bottom of a well.

Most of life is sad.

If a documentary crew were to follow me around, they'd probably think they were making a film about the saddest person in the world.

I'm here to be lovesick, broke and drifting, writing heartache songs and singing about pain and misery and depression, with a few good times here and there.

I am now the most miserable man living. If what I feel were felt by the whole human race, there would not be one cheerful face left on earth.

But now the joy is gone and the sadness is back, the sadness feels like something deserved, the price of some not-quite-forgotten betrayal.

To hear complaints is wearisome alike to the wretched and the happy.

Being a Negro in America means trying to smile when you want to cry. It means trying to hold on to physical life amid psychological death. It means the pain of watching your children grow up with clouds of inferiority in their mental skies. It means having their legs off, and then being condemned for being a cripple.

Life without hope, the slavery of mankind-a bondage so hopeless that slaves will no longer know they are slaves. Wealth without happiness, abundance without the power to enjoy it. The death of the spirit.

What is it with me? Am I absolutely nobody, but merely inordinately vain? I do not know…. But I am most fearfully unhappy. That is all. I am so unhappy that I wish I was dead—yet I should be mad to die when I have not yet lived at all.

They gave themselves up wholly to their sorrow, seeking increase of wretchedness in every reflection that could afford it, and resolved against ever admitting consolation in future.

Well, just remember--all your misery will be waiting for you at the door upon your exit, should you care to pick it up again when you leave.