Marc Maron Quotes


I've had this look for about a year. I usually grow this beard out around Christmas. I like to go to malls dressed as Jesus, and I like to then walk around the mall and go, 'No! No! This wasn't what it was supposed to be about, people!' Then if there's a Santa at the mall, I walk up to him and say, 'Listen, fat man, you're just a clown at my birthday party.'


Citations

Maron, Marc. Not Sold Out. Stand Up! Records, 1999.

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Marc Maron
Marc Maron
  • Born: September 27, 1963
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Entertainer

Marc David Maron is an American stand-up comedian, podcaster, writer, and actor.