Libba Bray Quotes

In Romania it was normal that when you got a facial someone would tweeze your brows.

Every time I have a bikini wax, Cameron Diaz holds me down.

Normally for photo shoots I get a full wax, some tanning, a facial.

I'm one of those low-maintenance people - let's get it done and get going. It's not that painful to wax, but... I don't have time for it - just give me the razor.

When I first had my eyebrows waxed, I was pretty disturbed.

I'm Italian, so I need to get someone to wax my eyebrows, but I'm not so good at keeping it up.

It only takes 30 seconds to pluck my eyebrows, but it hurts. I have to tweeze 'em in the middle once a week. Otherwise, I look like Bert from 'Sesame Street.'

The bikini waxing, after we go there you can't turn back.

Waxing is a very painful exercise and I don't know how women do it so often.

My mom does mine because I know I would go tweezer-crazy and wind up with no eyebrows at all.

I had my back waxed once by two women... and at one point they said, Do you mind if we take a break?

Humor springs from rage, hay fever, overdue rent and miscellaneous hell.

Oh, lighten up, Clark. I'm the one having scalding hot air directed at my genitals.

We can more easily endure that which shames than that which vexes us.

Just throw me in my coffin now with these earrings on.

Sometimes I wish that I hadn't learned how to crochet," I say, and Alice laughs. Obviously she thinks I'm joking, which is maybe for the best.

You're Bes, I guess?" I said. "Yes," he said. "Your car's a mess," Liz muttered. "If one more person rhymes," Emma grumbled, "I'll throw up.

I was like, what the hell is my life coming to? I'm a trained actor! I've done Shakespeare and here I am having farting contests with an imaginary dog!

This is terrific! What fun! Maybe tomorrow I can go to the prom with my brother. The day after, perhaps I can wear white pants and unexpectedly get my period.

I can't say that period talk is my favorite bonding arena. But I also think it's sort of funny.

what was fang going to do BLOG about max throwing herself into space so she wouldn't have to kiss him again? NO instead he smashed his fist against the cave wall then grimaced at the pain and stupidity seeing his bloodied knuckles

What does this mean? It means I get to spend the morning having the hair ripped off my body while Peeta sleeps in.

A scab'd horse cannot abide the comb.

My headshot is a scratch and sniff, it smells like failure and onions.

Awkwardness and feeling alienated are always going to be a part of comedy.