Chad Gilbert Quotes

We like to think of it not as a burglary, but as a surreptitious entry.

We knew the front door was always left open, but we broke in just to keep in practice. Doxy turned all the Washburn family photos to the wall so there wouldn't be any witnesses.

Pickpockets either work alone or in pairs, or what is called a mob.

Galleries are easier to steal from than the Apple Store, maybe.

Burglars know there's more than one way to skin a vault.

I never, ever would or did rob anyone in my life.

I've definitely stolen a lot of things.

Stealing is stealing. I don't care if it's on the Internet or you're breaking into a warehouse somewhere - it's theft.

I've made an incredible amount of money stealing fans from homeowners.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

I've never been robbed in person, but I've gotten my car broken into a couple of times.

The table robbes more then a thiefe.

How'd you get in here?" She raised her eyebrows. “You pick pockets.” Kat watched his hand fly to his back pocket. “I can pick locks. Looking for this?” she asked, holding up his wallet. “Oops. Maybe I can pick pockets too.

If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.

Anyway, I lived on the streets and did pretty good until I got caught stealing, what was it? I kicked in a restaurant window, went in and took all the food that I wanted, and while coming out I was grabbed.

I now know how to steal a watch when someone's wearing it. It's an excellent talent to have.

I lived in small town out in the desert and my friend used to steal his mom's car in the middle of the night. He'd drive over to my house, I'd sneak out and we'd go out to the desert and just burn things down.

People love gentle larceny.

I steal scenes, I steal opportunities. I am the ultimate thief. I got sticky fingers, man. They all call me The Thief.

I don't think anybody ever saw anybody taking anything.

When I was a kid I got busted for throwing a rock through a car window and egging a house on halloween.

The number one rule of thieves is that nothing is too small to steal.

I always knew I'd accomplish something very special - like robbing a bank perhaps.

Thieves respect property. They merely wish the property to become their property that they may more perfectly respect it.

You sparkle with larceny.