Randy Quaid Quotes

Where blackmail is involved, telling the police is always a good option.

Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?

I'm really not good blackmail material.

I'm not subject to extortion under any circumstances.

Members of organized crime continue to exploit their victims the old-fashioned way - through violence, threats and intimidation. As law enforcement has so successfully done before, we will employ our own time-tested techniques to bring them to justice to account for their crimes.

Everyone realized I was the innocent victim of a shakedown.

When you play blackmail, you are asking for more blackmail.

… a blackmailer and psychopath.

It takes two to corrupt – the corrupted and the corrupter.

If a citizen who's committed many crimes, instead of going to prison would say something against me or another politician, or against any other well known person ... I don't want to be disrespectful to anybody but someone who's killed twenty people could easily tell a lie.

I'm Dan Gelber. As a federal prosecutor, I helped put away corporate criminals, corrupt politicians and violent gangs.

Every swindle is driven by a desire for easy money; it's the one thing the swindler and the swindled have in common.

I'm scammed almost every day. Or, if not scammed, at the very least someone tries to scam me. Usually more than once a day.

We see violence to forcibly seize land, at any price, murders and corruption.

Under pressure, people admit to murder, setting fire to the village church or robbing a bank, but never to being bores.

Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.

My little scam in April '85 went like this: Give me $50,000; here's some names of some people we've recruited.

I had a weird situation were someone used my name to extort money from a woman. He took her for 60 or 80 thousand dollars. He is in prison now. It was on Sally.

The economics of the security world are all horribly, horribly nasty and are largely based on fear, intimidation and blackmail.

I could have stopped it after they paid me the $50,000. I wouldn't even have had to go on to do more than I already had: just the double agents' names that I gave.

Every conceivable cruel method of blackmail was used against me to obtain by force and at all costs confessions and statements both about comrades who had been arrested, and about political activities.

I was associated with a woman who I was involved with and had a relationship with. She asked for money. I felt as though I was being blackmailed or there was some sort of extortion.

Life is a racket. Writing is a racket. Sincerity is a racket. Everything's a racket.

People have told me about organized crime in the fashion industry, but I can't talk about that. I'm looking to stay alive.

If the money's right, I'm happy to bust up the other side of his face... No problem.