Daniel Hannan Quotes

I have a problem with telling jokes about physics. Quite often the audience have no idea what you are talking about and, to be honest, I don't know what I'm talking about either.

Women! I have no idea. I don't know anything about women at all. They're a complete mystery to me.

If I have a bunch of computer lingo that I have no idea what I'm speaking about, I really need to know what I'm talking about.

I don't even know what street Canada is on.

I have no idea what 'method actor' means.

When it came to foods it was a guessing game.

My understanding is that Olivia had no idea what was going on.

I don't even know what a gluten is, bro.

Nando's - boom! That's what I'm thinking of whenever I'm in London. I go there every time.

Have you ever been to Colorado?" I frowned. "Is that one of those square ones, in the middle?

Chicken is Good! It tastes like chicken.

I had a chicken finger that was so big, it was a chicken hand.

Is this chicken or is this fish?

I like cooking - I make a good stir-fry and the family likes it when I make stewed chicken and macaroni and cheese.

I don't know what it is I'm doing. But it's not that. Despite all evidence to the contrary.

Only fools think they're wise; the rest of us just muddle through as we can.

I think that I feel an indignation when I don't understand something.

I’m living in separate universes, and I have no idea where I actually belong.

George Bush is just as much in the dark as I am, and it scares me.

Seek midday nourishment. Visit memorial acclaimed war hero Colonel Sanders.

The less I understood of this farrago, the less I was in a position to judge of its importance.

In the world we live in, what we know and what we don't know are like Siamese twins, inseparable, existing in a state of confusion.

Once, in Lisbon, I tried my best to work the phone book in a way that would assuage a longing [Alice and I] had for certain Chinese dishes . . . .

At least I know I'm bewildered about the really fundamental and important facts of the universe.

Sometimes I have no idea whats going on