Mike Judge Quotes

People know there is a difference between what you do and what you accept. There is a difference between me knowing that people swear, me hearing people swear and me swearing, and everyone accepting that this is something you can do as much as you like.

If you have something that you don't want anyone to know, maybe you shouldn't be doing it in the first place.

Sometimes what you mustn't do is just as just as important as what you must do.

Whether it's trivial or important, every choice has a moral aspect to it to a certain degree.

Everything's not black and white. We choose to make bad decisions or not.

Whatever happens, take responsibility.

There are two freedoms - the false, where a man is free to do what he likes; the true, where he is free to do what he ought.

I didn't have evil intentions, but I guess I did have power.

The light of lights looks always on the motive, not the deed, the shadow of shadows on the deed alone.

We are responsible for actions performed in response to circumstances for which we are not responsible.

You know that murder is wicked. If you saw your master kill a man, do you suppose this would be any excuse for you, if you should commit the same crime?

Everybody has to be responsible for their own actions - and if they do something wrong, I believe in paying for it.

Conduct, which involves a decision of the ultimate fate of the agent cannot be based on illusions.

You've got to take responsibility for your actions.

You make a deal. You figure out how much sin you can live with.

We are people in circumstances who make choices that we think are right at the time.

I find that people... very few people think that what they're doing is bad, and usually the people who think what they're doing is bad it has more to do with guilt.

Our actions are the ground we walk on.

There's no difference between one's killing and making decisions that will send others to kill. It's exactly the same thing, or even worse.

I believe in a higher power and I believe in good and bad, right and wrong. You sleep in the bed you make.

In this life, we have to make many choices. Some are very important choices. Some are not. Many of our choices are between good and evil. The choices we make, however, determine to a large extent our happiness or our unhappiness, because we have to live with the consequences of our choices.

Once you put human life in human hands, you have started on a slippery slope that knows no boundaries.

I try to make good decisions as decisions come up.

I believe in rules of behavior, and I'm quite interested in stories about the consequences of breaking those rules.

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.