George Bernard Shaw Quotes

I think a bad husband is far worse than no husband.

I don't understand boys - just ask my husband.

My wife has joked that if anything ever happened to me, she'd gladly live out her life without anyone else around. I think it bugs her I'm home all the time; such is the life cycle of the cartoonist, however.

It is any wife's dream to lead a normal life with her family.

Donald Trump is a family man.

I have a wife and two kids.

Marriage can feel like putting a burden on each other and sometimes kids go with that, too.

My life is about the line, my daughter and my husband.

I think I couldn't balance my marriage and my mother's deteriorating health. I realized it was unfair to my husband to have my divided attention. I understood he deserved better and should go for that. He deserved the attention of a partner, not another headache, and I didn't want to share my time with anyone else but my mother.

I'm a woman. Every woman, I think, wants to get married and wants to have children.

Now we've got a little daughter; me and the missus won't talk about football as much.

I have a husband at home who doesn't care about politics or global affairs.

Under the plan of heaven, the husband and the wife walk side by side as companions, neither one ahead of the other, but a daughter of God and a son of God walking side by side. Let your families be families of love and peace and happiness. Gather your children around you and have your family home evenings, teach your children the ways of the Lord, read to them from the scriptures, and let them come to know the great truths of the eternal gospel as set forth in these words of the Almighty.

I've married a man who owns nine cows," said Jinjur to Ozma, "and now I am happy and contented and willing to lead a quiet life and mind my own business." "Where is your husband?" asked Ozma. "He is in the house, nursing a black eye," replied Jinjur, calmly. "The foolish man would insist upon milking the red cow when I wanted him to milk the white one; but he will know better next time, I am sure.

Daughters-in-law lived with their husbands' parents, not their own; a synonym for marriage in Chinese is "taking a daughter-in-law.

Many a housewife staring at the back of her husband's newspaper, or listening to his breathing in bed is lonelier than any spinster in a rented room.

The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.

Husbands and wives talk of the cares of matrimony, and bachelors and spinsters bear them.

It is a foolish woman who expects her husband to be to her that which only Jesus Christ Himself can be: always ready to forgive, totally understanding, unendingly patient, invariably tender and loving, unfailing in every area, anticipating every need, and making more than adequate provision. Such expectations put a man under an impossible strain

In private I'm not. You will have to ask my wife. She maintains I'm a fluffy husband.

If you pursue the other woman, it's a losing situation and it's not good for your relationship or your marriage. If your marriage is open and you're allowed to, that's no good either. There's no way, really in the end, to be happy unless you get very lucky.

[On husband Phil Donahue:] The man does not know the meaning of the word tidy. He asked me one day, 'Where are my shoes?' So I asked him, 'Where are my shoes?' I don't know what it is about men. They think that women have radar attached to our uteruses.

I was looking at myself, and acknowledged that I wasn't in love at all with him [husband]. I was in love with having children.

The unhappiness of a wife with a good husband is much more devastating than the unhappiness of a wife with a bad husband.