Anna Katharine Green Quotes

The more wit the less courage.

Are you slow-witted? I'm so sorry for you. It's terrible to be dull and stupid.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

Brainy's the new sexy.

I haven't lost my head yet.

I don't make many mental mistakes. Yeah, I'm smarter than I look.

I'm quite sharp but not particularly academic.

I've always wanted the IQ of a rock. No, wait. That would be an insult to the rock.

Wit,--the pupil of the soul's clear eye.

Some [people] are really smart. You know who you are. Some [people] are really thick. Unfortunately, you don't know who you are.

The greatest fools are ofttimes more clever than the men who laugh at them.

The stupidest man I ever met had a favourite saying. It was: 'What do you think I am, stupid, or something?’

Yes, Harry, blessed as I am with extraordinary brainpower, I understood everything you told me. I think you might even consider the possibility that I understood more than you did.

Brain so good could've sworn you went to college

I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.

He is winding the watch of his wit; by and by it will strike.

Cleverness is not wisdom.

Wit is an explosion of the compound spirit.

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

If some things don't make you lose your sense of reason, then you have none to lose.

Every man has a sane spot somewhere.

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.

I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would affront your intelligence.

Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart.