The Great Khali Quotes

What use is there for a biography of myself? I'm just a movie actor.

A film about my life? But I am not dead.

Why would any one make a biopic on me? I would have lived my life a certain way, had I known that a biopic will be made on it in future. I agree, every person's life has enough drama to be translated into a movie but I can't say the same about myself.

There ought to be a book written about me, that there ought!

A film of my life would never happen!

I would be so mad if I saw something called a memoir, and then it was Mike Birbiglia. It would be so infuriating. It's like, 'Who is this guy, and why does he have a memoir?' David Letterman could write a memoir. Joan Rivers could. I'm just a nobody. I'm a comedian and a writer.

I wouldn't write anything autobiographical. If you've lived a life like Laurence of Arabia, it might be a consideration, but otherwise it's a little bit vain, it seems to me.

It's so easy to become obsessed with the film industry and recognition that we can forget that we are not saving the world. We are just actors trying to entertain people.

If I wanted to be famous, I could have been famous before.

I never did anything about my stardom, it never meant anything to me.

You have to have a certain persona to be a star, you know, and I don't have that. I'm a banana.

I don't think anybody would be interested in my memoir - and my memory isn't very good either!

I haven't read any of the autobiographies about me.

I couldn't even contemplate anyone even making a film about my life!

I never had any ambition to be a star, or whatever it is called, and I'm still embarrassed at the word.

This is the best biography by me I have ever read.

I don't think I've read any of the books that have been written about me.

I don't really care about the stardom.

Others are writing my biography, and let it rest as they elect to make it. I have lived my life, well and ill, always less well than I wanted it to be but it is, as it is, and as it has been; so small a thing, to have had so much about it!

I'm not in a real rush to be a big star.

Tom Cruise, he's a lot more famous than me.

I never wanted to be a celebrity; I never wanted to be famous. And in my daily life, I work really hard to not trade on it in any way.

I never had a driving ambition to be a star.

I would rather be called a character actor than a star.

Celebrity is something I've never been into, and never will be.