Mallory Ortberg Quotes

Your home should be your home. People shouldn't be allowed to use whatever crazy lenses they use to catch you waking up in the morning.

I have a few unusual fans, as you can imagine, so I try to protect the privacy of my home life.

I'm a very private person. I like staying home and doing my stuff. I hate people invading on my privacy. I hate talking about my private life.

If people enjoy my profile from the privacy of their own home, that's entirely up to you.

Private matters should be dealt with privately, out of respect for everybody concerned

I love my garden. I love my privacy. I'm very fierce about it. I try not to let too many people into my home. That's my private place.

I do believe people ought to be left alone. I don't care who you are or what you do at home or who your friends are or where you hang out, what kind of music you listen to, what you do in your home is your own business. That's always been who I am. I am a leave me alone kind of guy.

I am fine if videos and pictures are clicked when there are legit events and interviews. If I am sitting and having a private dinner with my son, my family or my girlfriend, then I do not want it to be filmed.

You can't come in and invade people's personal space because of free speech.

I had an upbringing to respect other people's privacy and their right to be and choose what they want, and I expect - no, demand - no less for myself.

There's a theory out there that if you're in a public profession you're fair game. I couldn't disagree with that idea more. Especially with children - half the time they don't choose to be in that profession. For people to objectify other people's lives - kids or not - I find very tedious and tiresome. People who have a craft, that's their job. Their job isn't to create fodder for other people who are bored.

If I'm home alone, I just dance... it's my own little secret.

I just want people to respect the privacy of my relatives in Taiwan. ... They need to live their lives as well.

In general, I don't care for scenes of copulation.Certain functions of the human body are bloody private.

I don't want Democrats in the boardroom and I don't want Republicans in the bedroom.

Strangers come up to me in bars and tell me about their sex lives. I'm thinking, 'You think I can make it better somehow?'

Everyone has something they don't want anyone to see; that is one of the functions of a home, to provide a spot to keep such things.

Houses are cellular walls; they keep our problems from bleeding into everyone else's.

My love life is nobody's business... if I give it to 40 million people to read, what do I have left when I go home? I'm protective of my personal life that way.

There is nothing wrong with not wanting to be a hospitable person and have groups of people in your home touching your personables.

My mom taught me a lot. A lot about minding your own business and leaving other people's business alone. And let them think what they want.

For the Fourth Amendment protects people, not places. What a person knowingly exposes to the public, even in his own home or office, is not a subject of Fourth Amendment protection. But what he seeks to preserve as private, even in an area accessible to the public, may be constitutionally protected.

Mother's room, and mother's need for privacy become a valuable lesson in respect for other people's rights.

I'm super reserved in letting people in my house. A lot of guys don't trust anybody in their homes but they would trust somebody like me because I've been there.

I have always seen myself as an athlete. Of course, I made the mistake of unintentionally opening the door to my private life by just a crack. I wouldn't do the same thing again. It has to be accepted that my private life is private, and if that isn't the case, I have to do something about it.