Joshua Ferris Quotes

How irritating it must be for people, to be bombarded with me!

Everybody meets a lot of idiots in their line of work, not just in music.

It was like being around a particularly irritating two-year-old.

People are basically irritating. Myself included.

Blameless people are always the most exasperating.

People who don't listen make me annoyed. That's the normal stuff, isn't it?

The smallest annoyances, disturb us the most.

I have said this many times in the past and will say it many times in the future I am sure: some people need to find a different hobby.

You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating.

Don't ask me any questions right now. I'm grumpy and I'll probablly make fun of you. -Effie Kaligaris

I never can stand seeing people pleased with themselves,” said Joanna. “It arouses all my worst instincts.

I've always admired your ability to be unilaterally irritating.

I do get a little pissed at people who write me and want me to do things, and spell my name wrong.

Occasionally I'll come across something that's just annoying, but for the most part it's irrelevant to me.

Follow me,” Myrnin said. “And do stay together. And by the way, this is the last time I go anywhere with you people. You are all insane.

Face flushed, I shook my head and stared at my white-knuckled grip on the bed. Of all my pet peeves, condescending adults were probably at the top of the list.

A lot of people, when they talk to me, I can't wait for them to shut up. Like, shut up. you're a moron. I have nothing to say, you know?

Arguing with people is like reading your e-mail at 4 in the morning. There is absolutely no good that can come of it. It's just scratching an itch.

Well, that's a 'fresher'. I'm going on break.

It is annoying when people call me Matilda instead of my name when they actually know my name, because you know, we are two different people. But what can you do?

One thing that irritates me is when people kind of make assumptions.

--but I find her personality annoying. It's like being molested by a sleeping bag that speaks in Comic Sans with little love-hearts over the i's.

I hate patience. Slows everything down.

Sometimes it's things that take the joy out of life, like a blowout when you're hitting sixty or a button coming off of a shirt when you're in a hurry, but usually it's people.

I'm disappointed in people in general.